One of the biggest ever International sporting event is about to be commence in our very own state i.e. New Delhi and on the verge of getting doomed as claimed by statistics and bureaucrats. News channels, news papers, magazines, social networking sites all are flooded with CWG ( Common Wealth Games) content as they conceives personal responsible is Mr. Kalmadi, frankly speaking I never heard this name before, seriously!!.
I’m not trying to adjudicate on right or wrong, my exertions in this write up are more on sarcastic side. Yesterday incidentally saw an interview of Mr. Kalmadi on IBN-LIVE and instantly en-grained by his speech production which are:
Mr Kalmadi: I am ready to take all the blame.
Me: You’ve already swooped so much money, blame is a miniscule matter.
Mr Kalmadi: I have been confident.
Me: 1600 crore Rs can make any person confident sir, I would have been over confident.
Mr Kalmadi: I have not taken any decisions.
Me: It seems you’re correct but are you a chairperson of CWG organizing committee?
Mr Kalmadi: Athletes said they have not seen such a village anywhere.
Me: Of course, it’s extraordinary!! Snakes in the room and stray dogs on the bed, where else they can see other than India.
Mr Kalmadi: Because of conflict among builders and contractor we got venue late, no work for 3 months
Me: What about 81 months?
Mr Kalmadi: Why they are showing only 2 toilets?? Why not other toilets?
Me: Because these 2 were the only best in shape. Please appreciate.
Corruption is always at its peak in India though it’s everywhere and CWG was an opportunity to take to next level. If they would have given more deep thought Olympics would have given more. Nevertheless these peculiar occasions always have critics though this time we had International ones too.
2003 India won the bid through bribing but 7 years were not sufficient to complete the CWG work. I guess more than half of the years were economized on how to dispense the allotted money for CWG efficiently and in concealed mode. Once the event is over the next big thing that everyone will be talking about is “The Commission on CWG” which will last for some 19 odd years just like “Ayodhya mayhem”. Is this the reason behind Kalmadi’s smile in the interview??
Bureaucracy is a ubiquitous curse!! Nation’s prestige put on stake. Entirely jeopardized!!
One of my friend made a good point i.e. “This is the first time ever a developing country organizing CWG, raising eye brows of some countries”. I can’t abnegate the fact but even though most of the nations were bribed?? I think either India didn’t bribed enough or they missed!!
As per me, CWG in India has excogitated a new meaning “Game of commonly distributing the Wealth among the government officials i.e. Common Wealth Games”.
Bye!!
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
Sunday, 21 March 2010
Ghost Briyani
Yesterday i.e. March 21, 2010 my roomy made me to eat semi cooked Mutton. Allow me to depict ineluctable situation.
Chotu: (Around 4 PM) Faak I haven’t eaten anything since morning, I’m gonna make Mutton Briyani. I know I’ll screw but then why face alone; I should somehow involve my roomy. (Sends a text message to me for NOC).
Me: Hesitatingly reads the message. Wow!!! This evening came up with an unexpected surprise. I have to make some alternative dinner arrangements. Chotu went berserk and did not make an attempt to press Reply button.
Chotu: What the fuck, no reply. Damn what the fuck he thinks of himself, if he can make then I’m no lesser then him. I’ll show him who the Boss is Huh!!!!!
Meanwhile chotu began with his quest of Mutton Briyani. Time passes and I eventually came home. To my surprise he bought every single thing needed.Now just for the record, he followed each and everything from the internet, even the time of waiting, means 15 minutes can’t be 14 or 16 :). Such disciplined demeanor he demonstrated. (Hope his office colleagues reading “the timing”).
Not only mutton was semi cooked, the rice which I thought will save my hunger also got burnt. Such is a way of my room partner to have his revenge. Why food??? Why mutton?? He knows how much I love mutton then also such a hideous act???
Anyways, later he realized his fault and vowed not to attempt it again.
Conclusion:
Cheers guys
Bye!!
Chotu: (Around 4 PM) Faak I haven’t eaten anything since morning, I’m gonna make Mutton Briyani. I know I’ll screw but then why face alone; I should somehow involve my roomy. (Sends a text message to me for NOC).
Me: Hesitatingly reads the message. Wow!!! This evening came up with an unexpected surprise. I have to make some alternative dinner arrangements. Chotu went berserk and did not make an attempt to press Reply button.
Chotu: What the fuck, no reply. Damn what the fuck he thinks of himself, if he can make then I’m no lesser then him. I’ll show him who the Boss is Huh!!!!!
Meanwhile chotu began with his quest of Mutton Briyani. Time passes and I eventually came home. To my surprise he bought every single thing needed.Now just for the record, he followed each and everything from the internet, even the time of waiting, means 15 minutes can’t be 14 or 16 :). Such disciplined demeanor he demonstrated. (Hope his office colleagues reading “the timing”).
Not only mutton was semi cooked, the rice which I thought will save my hunger also got burnt. Such is a way of my room partner to have his revenge. Why food??? Why mutton?? He knows how much I love mutton then also such a hideous act???
Anyways, later he realized his fault and vowed not to attempt it again.
Conclusion:
Failures encourages us to "Try Again" but it also gives an option of "Never Try Again"
Cheers guys
Bye!!
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
haiku-haiku
This is real, recently my friend got screwed and the one, who did it, is SCOOTY. Strange but it is truce. Amazingly and obviously he showed no sign of any sort off. I was the one who had to suppress.
It all started when he finally made his mind to have vehicle but out of all good macho and potent bikes available this moron choose HAIKU HONDA SCOOTY. What the heck???? Anyways it’s his money!! But still…arrgghhhhhh
Altogether paid Rs. 51K change, now this is important, which he only came to know in front of the lady dictating accessories. Sitting next to him I was shocked for two reasons a) SCOOTY sucks more when it comes nude b) Chaamoonn…its god damn sissy SCOOTY.
One more thing, he would have stepped back but being Rajput by name he showed his intelligently stupidity. Look on his face was unforgettable. Should have clicked!!
Let the SCOOTY come, gonna be screwed hard. RIP
Cheers:)
It all started when he finally made his mind to have vehicle but out of all good macho and potent bikes available this moron choose HAIKU HONDA SCOOTY. What the heck???? Anyways it’s his money!! But still…arrgghhhhhh
Altogether paid Rs. 51K change, now this is important, which he only came to know in front of the lady dictating accessories. Sitting next to him I was shocked for two reasons a) SCOOTY sucks more when it comes nude b) Chaamoonn…its god damn sissy SCOOTY.
One more thing, he would have stepped back but being Rajput by name he showed his intelligently stupidity. Look on his face was unforgettable. Should have clicked!!
Let the SCOOTY come, gonna be screwed hard. RIP
Cheers:)
Tuesday, 23 February 2010
khichdi
Food is irresistible; everyone loves to eat delicious food with nice thick curry floating, great in taste, mouth watering blah blah blah! Few food lovers are ever ready to hit any damn venue (FYI writer comes in same category).
Q is how many of you love to eat Khichdi? Delete love; how many of you ever gave a thought on Khichdi. Frankly speaking I wasn’t big fan of Khichdi truly saying I was never. Still remember when mom used to make it and with such an ease I disrespected it like this food is non existent for me. Damn!! Value and respect food guys!!
But lately this all is reversed in an insane manner. I had Khichdi straight 5 times in a row in dinner. Some credit for this sudden dramatic change and inclination of love towards Khichdi goes to my roomy who doesn’t know anything else to prepare. This actually benefited me as I was looking for good non oily food for dinner.
As usual experiments were conducted with Khichdi preparations which resulted in more high protein and carbohydrate diet.
Give a shot if haven’t
Bye!!
Q is how many of you love to eat Khichdi? Delete love; how many of you ever gave a thought on Khichdi. Frankly speaking I wasn’t big fan of Khichdi truly saying I was never. Still remember when mom used to make it and with such an ease I disrespected it like this food is non existent for me. Damn!! Value and respect food guys!!
But lately this all is reversed in an insane manner. I had Khichdi straight 5 times in a row in dinner. Some credit for this sudden dramatic change and inclination of love towards Khichdi goes to my roomy who doesn’t know anything else to prepare. This actually benefited me as I was looking for good non oily food for dinner.
As usual experiments were conducted with Khichdi preparations which resulted in more high protein and carbohydrate diet.
Give a shot if haven’t
Bye!!
Inescapable Feeling
Question might look like absurd but how you feel when you are down?? Depressed, downhearted?? This becomes more problematic when the cause is unknown!! Knowing the reason makes situation endurable but intolerable when one don’t.
Few days back I sensed something likewise. Everything was fine but suddenly I felt so low, so low that I wasn’t interested in anything be it smoke, work any damn thing. Reason still obscure. So what should I have done or you?
As of me I did not wasted the time in scratching my head to find out the reason instead I tried to find out the solution to come out of this pathetic position. Was my resolution correct? Should I’ve spent time in ascertaining the reason?
Situation is inescapable and everyone must have faced!!
Bye
Few days back I sensed something likewise. Everything was fine but suddenly I felt so low, so low that I wasn’t interested in anything be it smoke, work any damn thing. Reason still obscure. So what should I have done or you?
As of me I did not wasted the time in scratching my head to find out the reason instead I tried to find out the solution to come out of this pathetic position. Was my resolution correct? Should I’ve spent time in ascertaining the reason?
Situation is inescapable and everyone must have faced!!
Bye
Tuesday, 9 February 2010
Two Swarms
Have your ever been engaged or witnessed a skirmish between an ENGINEER and a MBA guy?? Many of the times things never conciliate.
Consensus looks far when these swarms get involved.
Now consider two guys, MBA lad immediately after his graduation and a MBA who got this achievement after spending 12 years in industry. A simple question pops up in my mind i.e. which will be more logically and practical in approach?? May be the former one but probability is with latter one and 98%.
Many of the MBA gets there asses involved at engineering level which is good and very much needed but asking an unimaginable thing in an unimaginable duration without even understanding the level and depth of complexity involved in it!! Is this what MBA are taught?? On top of it when an effort is done to make simple things involving simple words to go in their fucked up managerial mind, I see a virtual error string “Access Denied”!!
Acceptance of other’s thoughts is disrespect to their tag. Sometimes I feel they are leeches enjoying lucrative salaries at the cost of engineers. Now some of you may argue that most MBA are engineers. Yes duly agreed but once they are powered by a newer tag, few of them forgets the significance of older tag. Ignorance!!! Sometimes intentional!!
In the end don’t think I’m opposing MBA, its just I’m with good MBA.
Consensus looks far when these swarms get involved.
Now consider two guys, MBA lad immediately after his graduation and a MBA who got this achievement after spending 12 years in industry. A simple question pops up in my mind i.e. which will be more logically and practical in approach?? May be the former one but probability is with latter one and 98%.
Many of the MBA gets there asses involved at engineering level which is good and very much needed but asking an unimaginable thing in an unimaginable duration without even understanding the level and depth of complexity involved in it!! Is this what MBA are taught?? On top of it when an effort is done to make simple things involving simple words to go in their fucked up managerial mind, I see a virtual error string “Access Denied”!!
Acceptance of other’s thoughts is disrespect to their tag. Sometimes I feel they are leeches enjoying lucrative salaries at the cost of engineers. Now some of you may argue that most MBA are engineers. Yes duly agreed but once they are powered by a newer tag, few of them forgets the significance of older tag. Ignorance!!! Sometimes intentional!!
In the end don’t think I’m opposing MBA, its just I’m with good MBA.
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