Mumbai Blast

13 July 2011, another unforgettable day in the history of Mumbai, India. I would rather say memorable but why?? Bomb blast, YES Indians eye-witnessed and endured another bomb blast. Out of the blue it happened but for the record it did happened.

How many?? 1?2? No it's 3 in a day.

Every country has problem and India is no such exception but one imparted one i.e. bomb blasts. This country is a hub of bomb blasts as if it's been contrived for the same. Courteous testing grounds for explosive specialists!!

Government statement "Coordinated attack by terrorists". Aboveboard and obvious assertion by the government in power that has sagas of bomb blasts as his history.In person I cogitate, Indian education system should consider incorporating fresh subject/chapter say "Chain of Bomb Blasts in India".

Seeing it from different perspective this could be a diversion for the recent murder of J Dey in Mumbai. Hypothesis can't be ruled out!! Government involvement can be deciding factor. After all its none other than Congress.

But why is that India bears bomb blasts??Why India is the target??And why India as the largest democracy of the world is incapacitated?? I may not know the accurate answer but democracy is the keyword of problems!! Democracy in India is debase to its roots. Government (congress) is paralytic and handicapped, enthusiastic anti Indian masses yield vantage and common soul tolerates. Perpetually India is been challenged and perpetually Indians are let down

What next?? Hint: How is the health of Kasab??

Bet me this opprobrious episode will soon lull and as any another past bomb blasts will be sedately digested.

All credit goes to Congress.

Bye!!

Once Upon a Time in New Delhi

One of the biggest ever International sporting event is about to be commence in our very own state i.e. New Delhi and on the verge of getting doomed as claimed by statistics and bureaucrats. News channels, news papers, magazines, social networking sites all are flooded with CWG ( Common Wealth Games) content as they conceives personal responsible is Mr. Kalmadi, frankly speaking I never heard this name before, seriously!!.

I’m not trying to adjudicate on right or wrong, my exertions in this write up are more on sarcastic side. Yesterday incidentally saw an interview of Mr. Kalmadi on IBN-LIVE and instantly en-grained by his speech production which are:

Mr Kalmadi: I am ready to take all the blame.
Me: You’ve already swooped so much money, blame is a miniscule matter.

Mr Kalmadi: I have been confident.
Me: 1600 crore Rs can make any person confident sir, I would have been over confident.

Mr Kalmadi: I have not taken any decisions.
Me: It seems you’re correct but are you a chairperson of CWG organizing committee?

Mr Kalmadi: Athletes said they have not seen such a village anywhere.
Me: Of course, it’s extraordinary!! Snakes in the room and stray dogs on the bed, where else they can see other than India.

Mr Kalmadi: Because of conflict among builders and contractor we got venue late, no work for 3 months
Me: What about 81 months?

Mr Kalmadi: Why they are showing only 2 toilets?? Why not other toilets?
Me: Because these 2 were the only best in shape. Please appreciate.

Corruption is always at its peak in India though it’s everywhere and CWG was an opportunity to take to next level. If they would have given more deep thought Olympics would have given more. Nevertheless these peculiar occasions always have critics though this time we had International ones too.

2003 India won the bid through bribing but 7 years were not sufficient to complete the CWG work. I guess more than half of the years were economized on how to dispense the allotted money for CWG efficiently and in concealed mode. Once the event is over the next big thing that everyone will be talking about is “The Commission on CWG” which will last for some 19 odd years just like “Ayodhya mayhem”. Is this the reason behind Kalmadi’s smile in the interview??

Bureaucracy is a ubiquitous curse!! Nation’s prestige put on stake. Entirely jeopardized!!

One of my friend made a good point i.e. “This is the first time ever a developing country organizing CWG, raising eye brows of some countries”. I can’t abnegate the fact but even though most of the nations were bribed?? I think either India didn’t bribed enough or they missed!!

As per me, CWG in India has excogitated a new meaning “Game of commonly distributing the Wealth among the government officials i.e. Common Wealth Games”.

Bye!!

Where is peace

Recently, highly reputed board (Norwegian Nobel Committee) did a magnanimous err. Unanimously they handed peace into the hands of under qualified person for his contributions and extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between people.

Extraordinary efforts!!! Isn’t this by default for every president?? Few people must have hard time to digest it considering his tenure.

Strengthen international diplomacy?? Is this criterion enough to get it? If yes then board should have glanced to a country called India. I bet they would have got nice competitors. Nevertheless, I think they did some prominent miscalculations or may be board must have run out of options and desperation lead to this result.

But, to err is human.

Lift behavior

Recently I’ve been feting people, precisely near the lifts and am surprised and befuddled about what they do near lifts. Let me recall a simple incident, lift currently at 9th floor and pressed button to bring it down. At this point I’m alone and a lady arrives. Think for a moment, what should be the normal behavior keeping in mind that button is already pressed?? Wait? Of course yes.

In spite of button pressed, she went and pressed it again. What for? Will it make lift come faster with lightening speed? Or her pressing will do some magical trick resulting bypassing every floor and directly coming to ground floor? I’ve already pressed the button and it’s not like that people can’t see it pressed (button changes to red color as an indicator that it has been already pressed).

To my second shock, it’s with feminines only (just observation, no offence against them). Blind case would have been exceptional but this isn’t the case. What make them to do this stupid act that too in front of crowd? I really don’t know what and which kind of intelligence they want us to see though funny.

A couple of times I thought of interrupting them but this is just common sense. Till date, it keeps on happening.

Bye 

One Sip

Lately, I was in cracking trouble and cause for that was one sip; sip of water. It’s not any ordinary water but an exceptional hybridizes water that can bring your ass into your own mouth literally!!

After it bumped into me first time in 2006, I have been super extra cautious about the water “thing”. Normally I NEVER drink water outside except BISLERI but the case am just going to tell you about was scripted in my own house. Just a minuscule mistake can bring your life upside down.

Everything was fine till Tuesday evening, came home, cooked food ate and slept. Next morning brothers in power diarrhea and viral invaded my well maintained physique. How?? Why?? I kept on thinking what did I do? Where did I go wrong? And then I recalled ONE SIP.

Let me rewind and tell you what exactly happened. To kneed flour I needed water, so I took tap running water which was clean but initially it was light brown in color , similar to old monk rum( for the record, I’m big fan of it). Hypnotized by it, I took ONE SIP without knowing that it got fuckers in it; the invisible fuckers!! The aftermath was disastrous and calamitous. Body and mind balance was spifflicated. Immune system hacked by invisible fuckers. Almost complete shutdown!! It was like files in the body were corrupted by virus and its needs restitution. Complete denial of insertion of any data in the body. Heavy data leakage a.k.a loose motions. Pain in the body like someone hammered me.

The utmost desire of SOS was at the peak. Thursday morning without any further delay, I took my ass to MANIPAL HOSPITAL. Dr. Holla, my life savior initially enjoyed, mocked on me. He tickled my already super vellicated ass but later he came down to business and gave me the much needed virus killer medicines.

Learning from all this was “affect differs in spite of same colored water”.

And to tell you, all this happened on day I was born. Thing that never ever happened on that day just took place.

A great and smashing HAPPY Birthday to myself. Even if i want to forget, i just can't.

That’s life. Expect the unexpected.

Tips --> Before you join any company

Switching job is not as easy what people say, think and act. General reactions are, join anyone; all are outstanding but saying is easy, actually doing it is what I experienced. It’s so confusing that I literally scratched my head, discussed with the friends, and asked them more than 10 times “Am I taking right decision”, “Will it help in my future career”, “How to proceed further” and many more such type of useless and wobbling questions kept on striking in my skull. It becomes more tedious, dreading and confounding task when you got more than 3 job offers in your damn hand and then you need to come on conclusion in no time. No matter how helping your friends are, the ultimate decision is yours only. No one to blame!!

Any wrong step, most welcome to empty well. To avoid such kind of results, I thought of pulling all things together and draft it somewhere, may be of some help to others as well. So below are few steps which I took:

• Eye on the companies as per your skill set and domain. If however, wants to shift from one domain to other, be careful. It’s risky but risks are meant to be taken. It may prove worthy in some cases but deviating from you skill set need extra efforts. If ready, dive buddy.

• Go thoroughly the company’s websites A to Z.

• If any confusion regarding the work you going to put in, DON’T HESITATE to ask from the HR, even after you got the offer letter. Drop an email and clarify it ASAP. It’s always better to ask like a stupid person rather being a stupid all the time.

• Be clear about the package offered by different firms. It happens most of the times, the way package seems; don’t look same after you join the firm. Again, any incertitude’s, get it rectified with the HR.

• Comparison b/w the job offering firms. Analyze which firm is offering more precise work to you who again should be in line with your domain and skill set.

• I didn’t mentioned what to do “If any company is offering more and still it don’t matches with my previous work?”. For this, money isn’t everything but by GOD it’s not less then GOD. Don’t think about the short term benefit you’ll get, @ one level everything gets normalized. Decorate your resume and you will be paid. Remember decoration needs time!! So in short, according to me go for equilibrized things. There is something called self-satisfaction also exists.

• See how much you can grow with the company. Will you achieve your goals? Imagine yourself after 6 months, where you’ll be if you join that firm. What more you will add? How it going to be lucrative for you? Just answer them!!

• Check out the company’s work environment as well, it shouldn't be interfering with your social life.

• If decided, like a true professional, write a regret email to all other firms which you can’t join. It shows your true professionalism. (sample letter @ the end)

So, above mentioned are few points which you can follow while selecting the company. I know there are still many more things which I missed, feel free to add!!

Here is the sample regret email letter for reference.

Hi ……..,

I wish to inform you that due to some pressing problems at my end, I am unable to join “Company’s name” in “Location of company”. Even though I would feel honored to join your organization, but due to these unavoidable personal circumstances, I regret to say that I will not be able to take up the assignment and as such request you to kindly make alternate arrangements.

My sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused to you.

Regards

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