Ghost Briyani

Yesterday i.e. March 21, 2010 my roomy made me to eat semi cooked Mutton. Allow me to depict ineluctable situation.

Chotu: (Around 4 PM) Faak I haven’t eaten anything since morning, I’m gonna make Mutton Briyani. I know I’ll screw but then why face alone; I should somehow involve my roomy. (Sends a text message to me for NOC).

Me: Hesitatingly reads the message. Wow!!! This evening came up with an unexpected surprise. I have to make some alternative dinner arrangements. Chotu went berserk and did not make an attempt to press Reply button.

Chotu: What the fuck, no reply. Damn what the fuck he thinks of himself, if he can make then I’m no lesser then him. I’ll show him who the Boss is Huh!!!!!

Meanwhile chotu began with his quest of Mutton Briyani. Time passes and I eventually came home. To my surprise he bought every single thing needed.Now just for the record, he followed each and everything from the internet, even the time of waiting, means 15 minutes can’t be 14 or 16 :). Such disciplined demeanor he demonstrated. (Hope his office colleagues reading “the timing”).

Not only mutton was semi cooked, the rice which I thought will save my hunger also got burnt. Such is a way of my room partner to have his revenge. Why food??? Why mutton?? He knows how much I love mutton then also such a hideous act???

Anyways, later he realized his fault and vowed not to attempt it again.

Conclusion:

Failures encourages us to "Try Again" but it also gives an option of "Never Try Again"

Cheers guys

Bye!!

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This is real, recently my friend got screwed and the one, who did it, is SCOOTY. Strange but it is truce. Amazingly and obviously he showed no sign of any sort off. I was the one who had to suppress.

It all started when he finally made his mind to have vehicle but out of all good macho and potent bikes available this moron choose HAIKU HONDA SCOOTY. What the heck???? Anyways it’s his money!! But still…arrgghhhhhh

Altogether paid Rs. 51K change, now this is important, which he only came to know in front of the lady dictating accessories. Sitting next to him I was shocked for two reasons a) SCOOTY sucks more when it comes nude b) Chaamoonn…its god damn sissy SCOOTY.

One more thing, he would have stepped back but being Rajput by name he showed his intelligently stupidity. Look on his face was unforgettable. Should have clicked!!

Let the SCOOTY come, gonna be screwed hard. RIP

Cheers:)