One Sip

Lately, I was in cracking trouble and cause for that was one sip; sip of water. It’s not any ordinary water but an exceptional hybridizes water that can bring your ass into your own mouth literally!!

After it bumped into me first time in 2006, I have been super extra cautious about the water “thing”. Normally I NEVER drink water outside except BISLERI but the case am just going to tell you about was scripted in my own house. Just a minuscule mistake can bring your life upside down.

Everything was fine till Tuesday evening, came home, cooked food ate and slept. Next morning brothers in power diarrhea and viral invaded my well maintained physique. How?? Why?? I kept on thinking what did I do? Where did I go wrong? And then I recalled ONE SIP.

Let me rewind and tell you what exactly happened. To kneed flour I needed water, so I took tap running water which was clean but initially it was light brown in color , similar to old monk rum( for the record, I’m big fan of it). Hypnotized by it, I took ONE SIP without knowing that it got fuckers in it; the invisible fuckers!! The aftermath was disastrous and calamitous. Body and mind balance was spifflicated. Immune system hacked by invisible fuckers. Almost complete shutdown!! It was like files in the body were corrupted by virus and its needs restitution. Complete denial of insertion of any data in the body. Heavy data leakage a.k.a loose motions. Pain in the body like someone hammered me.

The utmost desire of SOS was at the peak. Thursday morning without any further delay, I took my ass to MANIPAL HOSPITAL. Dr. Holla, my life savior initially enjoyed, mocked on me. He tickled my already super vellicated ass but later he came down to business and gave me the much needed virus killer medicines.

Learning from all this was “affect differs in spite of same colored water”.

And to tell you, all this happened on day I was born. Thing that never ever happened on that day just took place.

A great and smashing HAPPY Birthday to myself. Even if i want to forget, i just can't.

That’s life. Expect the unexpected.