Chotu: (Around 4 PM) Faak I haven’t eaten anything since morning, I’m gonna make Mutton Briyani. I know I’ll screw but then why face alone; I should somehow involve my roomy. (Sends a text message to me for NOC).
Me: Hesitatingly reads the message. Wow!!! This evening came up with an unexpected surprise. I have to make some alternative dinner arrangements. Chotu went berserk and did not make an attempt to press Reply button.
Chotu: What the fuck, no reply. Damn what the fuck he thinks of himself, if he can make then I’m no lesser then him. I’ll show him who the Boss is Huh!!!!!
Meanwhile chotu began with his quest of Mutton Briyani. Time passes and I eventually came home. To my surprise he bought every single thing needed.Now just for the record, he followed each and everything from the internet, even the time of waiting, means 15 minutes can’t be 14 or 16 :). Such disciplined demeanor he demonstrated. (Hope his office colleagues reading “the timing”).
Not only mutton was semi cooked, the rice which I thought will save my hunger also got burnt. Such is a way of my room partner to have his revenge. Why food??? Why mutton?? He knows how much I love mutton then also such a hideous act???
Anyways, later he realized his fault and vowed not to attempt it again.
Conclusion:
Failures encourages us to "Try Again" but it also gives an option of "Never Try Again"
Cheers guys
Bye!!
5 comments:
i cudnt hv even imagined .....
chotu raping mutton....
when he himself fond of it
chawal ka jala ..mutton bhi phook phook kar khata hai :D
SAALON PAAPIYON!!
NAVRATRON MEIN BIRYANI BANAOGE TO JALEGI HI!!MAAN DURGA IS ANGRY WITH U!!
I NEVER COOK NON VEG IN MY ROOM IN NAVRATRAS!! I GET IT FROM OUT SIDE!!
Fortunately Himanshu was drunk and I was damn hungry.. So mutton's life didn't go waste.
Btw it was bloody frozen cube of mutton killed before 2 months.. May be I should have got baby lamb or so and use some marinater.
And yes.. Despite the fact that I am damn atheists, I believe Maa Durga must be happy seeing me killing a beast and shattering another human beast :D
@abhishek.lols hahahahaha... hahaha... rape lols...
@rana. relax dude..wat if maa durga herself side.."my child please go ahead and eat as much non veg u can" :D
@chotu..
yeah that was fortunate else...but dont think of bringing a baby lamb this time.. i can eat chickent too:D
calling a human a beast..so uncool....
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